spanner

Someone who's a tool

You're such a bloody spanner

by el January 7, 2005

spanner

1. noun: someone who really fucks things up - derived from the term "spanner in the works".

Dude, if you weren't such a spanner, things'd still be alright now.

by Ryan Paine December 27, 2007

spanner

(UK) spastic; person of mental retardation, Down's Syndrome, etc.

"You're such a spanner!"

by - August 4, 2002

spanner

A particularly lengthy turd which stretches from one end of the bowl to the other.

I dropped a spanner in Julie's toilet at her party, but when I flushed it bent in half and plugged the bowl how embarassing!

by FIATC January 30, 2009

spanner

A nickname for a foxy girlfriend -

I call her spanner because every time she touches me, my nuts go tight

by AussieDave September 28, 2005

spanner

1. A useless fish poker player who thinks they are the best.

2. A bad poker hand.

He went on Tilt after going all in preflop with 2 4 offsuit and losing. What an Absolute Spanner!

What were you doing going all in preflop after 2 re raises with that 2 4 offsuit Spanner hand anyway? You deserved to lose.

by Michael Falstead October 28, 2007

spanner

a funny British fellow who enjoys chasing the ladies
~also goes by "mikey"

~"Mike SPANNER enjoys all things british and chasing after females"

by Sierra April 18, 2004