This is a word I invented recently whilst working for an engineering firm, it describes a type of person who is usually old and verbally flatulent and becomes aroused while shitting on about intricacies of engineering problems.
Those borring twats are such a bunch of Spanneraks
this is when a girl spanks your balls while you wank, if she uses spanker cream your cock and balls will be replaced by a vagina.
"Hey Aidan, it's time for your spankerwanking!"
"Please no.."
"We made a bet."
"Let me just get the Spanker Cream"
*Slaps the balls again and again*
"What the fuck is happening to my penis and balls!?"
"I love the look on your face!"
*Aidan see that he now has a vagina*
"Wait, I am growing D-Cups!"
"Enjoy the boobs too!"
"Noooo!"
If someone is said to have a spanner face, normally a man saying this about a woman it means she has the kind of face that's causes his nuts to tighten..
Spanner..... Face... Get it? Basically you're hot and you turn them on ;)
"Woah look at that girl she's a total Spannerface!"
- "what she has a face like a spanner?"
"No mate! Her face is so hot my nuts are tightening."
-"Oh! Cos spanners tighten nuts!! Ha good one!"