spannered

(adj)
Inebreiated.
Intoxicated.
Drunk.
"Christ, I was fucking spannered last night, how many did I have?"
by Stan Grytviken April 01, 2003
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To make a right royal mess of things. When one would not have thought it possible.
Einstein spannered his IQ test and only got a result of 54. People thought that he was an idiot for years. (Not true - used for illustration purposes only).
by Edd Rayner January 16, 2004
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Spannered

To be heavily under the influence of illicit drugs. MDMA (ecstasy) In particular.
raver 1: I was fucking spannered last night mate
raver 2: Yeah i saw the pictures, 3rd degree gurns and your eyes were falling into the back of your head mate!
by dedbult November 23, 2010
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You're such a bloody spanner
by el January 07, 2005
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Spanner

Spanner ..

In the works

Said spanner

Is I …



So only something biblical ..

Could …

But yep …

Biblical or extremely unlucky

So … I will let you decide if meant to be or not ..

Simply ran out of words …

Words over coffee is all I’m leaving out there at this point

Anything after that …

Depends on the former …

Can’t be doing stress any longer

Neither you can you I imagine

And yes I am very sorry but hardly had a choice… Random sequence of events, even by my standards …

Luck ….

Well I get all or nothing generally …. Maybe I get the chance to explain eventually …
Spanner

Ms spanner .. my original words were meant for one only ….

The less pretty words a result of the fuckery that ensued …
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1. noun: someone who really fucks things up - derived from the term "spanner in the works".
Dude, if you weren't such a spanner, things'd still be alright now.
by Ryan Paine December 27, 2007
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Spanners

Euphemistic swear word, used to avoid giving offence, especially when need arises to curse in front of children.

Derived from the idiom that when something goes wrong it is known as 'throwing a spanner in the works".
by Lord Lucan September 04, 2010
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