spained

To have your buttocks indisputably handed to you by a teacher (perferably in the FBISD G/T Mentorship program). Usually done online in the form of an email, though it has frequently happened in a face to face dispute.

"I didn't get my weekly letter in, and I got this nasty email from the Spainster. It's the third one this six weeks." "You got spained, hardcore style!"

by spainee April 28, 2005

Spained

The act of a girl giving oral sex, followed by spitting the residue into the partner's eye and/or eyes

Teri spained George while he was watching the movie Animal House.

by Brando August 6, 2003

Shit-stained schumacher

disrespectful old bastard with crumbs in its moustache regardless of whether its a man or woman. They are terrified of everything except for their wagon (because it only goes 0.5 mph) In conclussion, a disrespectful faggot god dodger that is as miserable as sin and looks like it has a cactus lodged up its arse.

teenager 1: (to teenager 2) Look, a Shit-stained schumacher, don't ask what its had for breakfast, she's still got a cheerio in her moustache.

by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick October 24, 2008

Stained

Robbed or you robbed someone

Yo my friend just got stained

This guy stained one of my friends

by Deathsphere69 (Fortnite gt) October 8, 2018

Arse stained tattie

A way to call someone a potato dipped in shit. A general insult.

Sum Buddy: "Can I borrow 5 bucks?"
Appe Erson: "Fok off ya arse stained tattie"

by The Insult Man April 16, 2021

Spawned

When someone’s appears out of fucking nowhere.

Guy 1: Holy shit mike where the fuck did you come from!
Mike:I just spawned

by sen_ November 20, 2017

poo-stained vagina

n. 1. the result when a woman chronically wipes back to front. 2. by extension a negative thing.

I can't believe my mother never taught me to wipe front to back, now i have a poo-stained vagina.

You got an F in Gym? well, thats a real poo-stained vagina.

by homoguytom October 16, 2012