Definitions by doooosh

hypoethanolgia 

The painful lack of one's next drink.

After his management one-on-one, Bob was suffering from severe hypoethanolgia.

hypoethanolgia by doooosh April 18, 2017

spanked out

To have masturbated so much one is literally sexually exhausted, or at least temporarily not interested in sex.

To Peter's surprise, his date wanted to hook up, however he was spanked out from watching porn the night before.

spanked out by doooosh May 6, 2010

Peter Shot

"A Petershot is the action of donkey punching a dude so hard his mouth ends up on top of his own dick resulting in a self-inflicted happy ending."

My boyfriend wanted a reach around, but I gave him a Peter Shot instead. He promptly folded right over into a self satisfying autoblow.

Peter Shot by doooosh April 13, 2010

pooquet 

The smell of a fart, in particular the ability of the fart to linger with a unique aroma.

Jeff let a fart with a very rich pooquet.

pooquet by doooosh November 5, 2009

Puff Muff 

An otherwise desirable woman who smokes.

Sally is definitely cute, but I'm just not into puff muff.

Puff Muff by doooosh September 9, 2009