doooosh's definitions

Peter Shot

"A Petershot is the action of donkey punching a dude so hard his mouth ends up on top of his own dick resulting in a self-inflicted happy ending."

My boyfriend wanted a reach around, but I gave him a Peter Shot instead. He promptly folded right over into a self satisfying autoblow.

by doooosh April 13, 2010

hypoethanolgia

The painful lack of one's next drink.

After his management one-on-one, Bob was suffering from severe hypoethanolgia.

by doooosh April 18, 2017

Puff Muff

An otherwise desirable woman who smokes.

Sally is definitely cute, but I'm just not into puff muff.

by doooosh September 9, 2009

spanked out

To have masturbated so much one is literally sexually exhausted, or at least temporarily not interested in sex.

To Peter's surprise, his date wanted to hook up, however he was spanked out from watching porn the night before.

by doooosh May 6, 2010

pooquet

The smell of a fart, in particular the ability of the fart to linger with a unique aroma.

Jeff let a fart with a very rich pooquet.

by doooosh November 5, 2009