mike

the coolest mother fucker you will ever meet

mike is awesome.

by easty101 November 21, 2010

mike

A sexy sweet boyfriend.

Brooke Barnett has the BEST mike in the world.

by Micheal's love June 28, 2009

mike

the coolest kid you will ever meet, he also has a fairly large dick. he is liked by everyone

he look at the mike over there bet he has a big dick

by mike the barbarian February 20, 2009

mike

Mike is often found riding a giant Wildebeast, shooting cannon balls from his nipples and laser beams from his eyes. 99.9% of the time he is the most stunning looking man in the room. He is funny, sophisticated, and loves poon tang. He can kill you with just a look. Everyone wishes they had a friend like him. Mike can also blow your mind with his mind! Mike has the prettiest smile, a velvet touch, and a thick dick.

"holy balls my mind was Miked!"

"my vag has been sore all week because over the weekend, I got Miked so hard"

by thejunk47 February 3, 2010

mike

bipolar person, doing weird things

I pulled a mike when i yelled at her in the middle of our hug.

by crazydaisy24 February 8, 2010

mike

a guy with dark hair that likes to steal chap-stick and use it for his lips.

Look in Mikes pocket!

by broseph20 June 16, 2010

mike

To do something incredibly stupid. To be retarded and look like an idiot at something.

He mike'd it up again. DOH!

by joesmoed October 5, 2007