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When you do something that causes other members of the team to do unscheduled work. When you break something so bad, you need someone else to fix it.
I got spanned last night, had to rebuild the server. I can't work on that right now because I got spanned this morning.
Spanned by ITOPS February 8, 2018
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Spanned The Decade 

When you have sex with someone who is 10 years older or younger then you.
Andy spanned the decade with that fat chick last.
Spanned The Decade by prizedflavor January 28, 2010

clit spanked 

A term used when referring to having sex in the doggy style position. Named so because of the male's testicles hitting the female's clitoris.
Dude what'd you end up doing last night?
Man I clit spanked this chick all night.
Aww damn, lucky dog!
clit spanked by Tony56 October 2, 2013
When someone’s appears out of fucking nowhere.
Guy 1: Holy shit mike where the fuck did you come from!
Mike:I just spawned
Spawned by sen_ November 20, 2017

panda spanked 

When your site loses a lot of traffic from the Google algorithm update that was code named Panda.
Friend 1: Wow, my site has really taken a hit in traffic.

Friend 2: You've been panda spanked.
panda spanked by enile8 May 12, 2011

spanked out

To have masturbated so much one is literally sexually exhausted, or at least temporarily not interested in sex.
To Peter's surprise, his date wanted to hook up, however he was spanked out from watching porn the night before.
spanked out by doooosh May 6, 2010

Black Swanned 

v: being high on marijuana. Because of the red eyes that one gets while high. Named after the Darren Aronofsky film Black Swan, starring Natalie Portman, because of the red eyes that she has in the film.
I just got so Black Swanned!
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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