Swanned 

To be attacked, injured, or otherwise fucked up by a deceptively docile-looking yet very aggressive animal.

My ex wife swanned my bank account.

Swanned by I_Browse_Reddit June 29, 2017

Swanned 

Named after the ultimate Swanner, Ryan Swan from Nova Scotia. When you're swindled out of anything. Especially from a freeloader. You got Swanned.

Dude I let this guy stay at my house & he stole my protein shakes. I got so Swanned

Swanned by philschwackit February 15, 2019

swanned 

to get left behind, ditched, or possibly owned

I got swanned at lunch today

The group decided to swan me at lunch

I was in a meeting so they swanned me

swanned by billy bob smith March 24, 2008

Swanned 

To be ignored so hard that you begin to doubt your own existence.

No matter how hard Jane tried to get close to the guys, she just kept getting swanned. The neck on her.

Swanned by Alex67584 April 24, 2023

Swanned

To steal with utmost grace, like a Swan gliding through water in a lake, so elegantly that nobody notices anythings missing for hours.

'Did you see him Swan that girls necklace'

'My wallets gone, I've been swanned'
Curtesy of David McDonnell belfast

Swanned by Davidbelfast November 10, 2026

Swanned off

To wander around

Were has he swanned off to

Swanned off by Smithp0 October 31, 2015

Black Swanned 

v: being high on marijuana. Because of the red eyes that one gets while high. Named after the Darren Aronofsky film Black Swan, starring Natalie Portman, because of the red eyes that she has in the film.

I just got so Black Swanned!

Black Swanned by Andrew Anthony and Ryanwf January 16, 2011