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Past participle of spank which means
to attack someone's ass while their pants are down and they can't defend themselves. Often for the amusement of others.
When Sally went skinny dipping and got her upper body stuck in the filter, everyone in a 1 mile area spanked her.
by Sally November 02, 2002
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(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.
The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.
by bigweaseldaddy March 08, 2015
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To be beaten decisively in a contest, especialy a sporting event.
Man, our team got spanked!
by Borble August 20, 2003
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To be fucked out of your mind. Above being shit faced.

Word Created by Joe Laing.
broooo im so spanked after that 2'6 !
by Tshawn January 26, 2011
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A term used if you've done too much ketamine! Which usually results in a massive k hole
mate, I'm spanked!!!

that line spanked me!
by hazyb May 08, 2010
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When your about to make a post about something on a forum,and someone posts it just when you were clicking "submit", You got spanked.
Forum guy 1: Heres a youtube link
Forum guy 2: I found it on youtube!
(edit) Damn, i got spanked by forum guy 1
by Cunning June 04, 2007
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