spanked

Past participle of spank which means
to attack someone's ass while their pants are down and they can't defend themselves. Often for the amusement of others.

When Sally went skinny dipping and got her upper body stuck in the filter, everyone in a 1 mile area spanked her.

by Sally November 2, 2002

spanked

To be beaten decisively in a contest, especialy a sporting event.

Man, our team got spanked!

by Borble August 20, 2003

spanked

To utterly defeat your enemy.

I just "spanked" your whole team with a rocket!

by Spencer T.B. Nolan April 22, 2008

Spanked

To be fucked out of your mind. Above being shit faced.

Word Created by Joe Laing.

broooo im so spanked after that 2'6 !

by Tshawn January 28, 2011

Spanked

When someone puts too much funnel/tobacco in a joint, to the point the flavor of weed is lost. To overspliff the spliff.

*Someone passes you the joint.*
*puffs*
-damnn this shit is spanked

by skelaaleks May 15, 2023

Spanked

A term used if you've done too much ketamine! Which usually results in a massive k hole

mate, I'm spanked!!!

that line spanked me!

by hazyb May 8, 2010

spanked

When your about to make a post about something on a forum,and someone posts it just when you were clicking "submit", You got spanked.

Forum guy 1: Heres a youtube link
Forum guy 2: I found it on youtube!
(edit) Damn, i got spanked by forum guy 1

by Cunning June 27, 2007