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To be attacked, injured, or otherwise fucked up by a deceptively docile-looking yet very aggressive animal.
My ex wife swanned my bank account.
Swanned by I_Browse_Reddit June 29, 2017
Words you can keep
Named after the ultimate Swanner, Ryan Swan from Nova Scotia. When you're swindled out of anything. Especially from a freeloader. You got Swanned.
Dude I let this guy stay at my house & he stole my protein shakes. I got so Swanned
Swanned by philschwackit February 15, 2019
to get left behind, ditched, or possibly owned
I got swanned at lunch today

The group decided to swan me at lunch

I was in a meeting so they swanned me

swanned by billy bob smith March 24, 2008
To be ignored so hard that you begin to doubt your own existence.
No matter how hard Jane tried to get close to the guys, she just kept getting swanned. The neck on her.
Swanned by Alex67584 April 24, 2023

Swanned off

Were has he swanned off to
Swanned off by Smithp0 October 31, 2015

Black Swanned 

v: being high on marijuana. Because of the red eyes that one gets while high. Named after the Darren Aronofsky film Black Swan, starring Natalie Portman, because of the red eyes that she has in the film.

Black Swanned it 

1. Masturbating without realizing another person is in the room.

2. Masturbating at a particularly high level of intensity, without noticing your mother in the chair next to you.

3. Masturbating while slowly turning into a bird.
Jesus, have these people been passed out on my floor all night? Oh man, I think I may have black swanned it around 3am
Black Swanned it by Stir Friday July 19, 2011
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