Swanned
To be attacked, injured, or otherwise fucked up by a deceptively docile-looking yet very aggressive animal.
Swanned by I_Browse_Reddit June 29, 2017
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Swanned
Named after the ultimate Swanner, Ryan Swan from Nova Scotia. When you're swindled out of anything. Especially from a freeloader. You got Swanned.
Swanned by philschwackit February 15, 2019
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swanned • Swanned off • Black Swanned • Black Swanned it • swanked • stanned • swained • swanked dick • swanner • Scanned her bar code
swanned
I got swanned at lunch today
The group decided to swan me at lunch
I was in a meeting so they swanned me
The group decided to swan me at lunch
I was in a meeting so they swanned me
swanned by billy bob smith March 24, 2008
Black Swanned
v: being high on marijuana. Because of the red eyes that one gets while high. Named after the Darren Aronofsky film Black Swan, starring Natalie Portman, because of the red eyes that she has in the film.
Black Swanned by Andrew Anthony and Ryanwf January 16, 2011
Black Swanned it
1. Masturbating without realizing another person is in the room.
2. Masturbating at a particularly high level of intensity, without noticing your mother in the chair next to you.
3. Masturbating while slowly turning into a bird.
2. Masturbating at a particularly high level of intensity, without noticing your mother in the chair next to you.
3. Masturbating while slowly turning into a bird.
Jesus, have these people been passed out on my floor all night? Oh man, I think I may have black swanned it around 3am
Black Swanned it by Stir Friday July 19, 2011
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