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n. a small pouch of fabric used to snugly encase the male genitalia (frank AND beans) while surfing, restricting the testicles from retreating into the body cavity
plural: smurries or smurae
origins: Early polynesian canoes have been found with carvings depicting the tying of the smurray, a coming of age ceremony when boys are first taught to surf. The smurray was tied tightly and was believed to keep young boys confident that their first waves would not frighten them back to adolescence.
current use: popularity of the smurray, once limited to polynesian tribes and soul surfers, has risen dramatically in Panama and Southeast Florida seemingly alongside the of gay and pseudo-gay culture.
plural: smurries or smurae
origins: Early polynesian canoes have been found with carvings depicting the tying of the smurray, a coming of age ceremony when boys are first taught to surf. The smurray was tied tightly and was believed to keep young boys confident that their first waves would not frighten them back to adolescence.
current use: popularity of the smurray, once limited to polynesian tribes and soul surfers, has risen dramatically in Panama and Southeast Florida seemingly alongside the of gay and pseudo-gay culture.
"Dude, that wave was scaryhuge, thank god I had on my smurray or my nuts would be at my throat!"
So Stefan, want to try on the new smurries i bought from the cute smurray botique?" "I sure do Terrence, I love the cute smurray shop up the street, I bought a pair of smurae there last week."
So Stefan, want to try on the new smurries i bought from the cute smurray botique?" "I sure do Terrence, I love the cute smurray shop up the street, I bought a pair of smurae there last week."
smurray by Kenneth J Rockmoore March 12, 2010
smulka
A god awful monster cock that lives in your nightmares. You try to run but it always catches you and drags you back down to its lair where it Takes your anus to the f-train and makes you ride it till you die.
Omg did you here what happened to tommy
No what
They say a Smulka got him
Then it's time to leve town
Don't forget your butt plug
No what
They say a Smulka got him
Then it's time to leve town
Don't forget your butt plug
smulka by Monsieur fife September 8, 2013
Smuckada
1:A person who in reality has a normal sense of their surroundings but engages in stupid activity. 2:A normal person who doesn't have very much common sense. See smuck
One normal innocent highschool student went out with his friends one night and rings people's doorbells. That person is considered a smuckada.
Smuckada by Timothy Buckley Freme June 17, 2008
Smurk
To display superior knowledge through facial expression. Like a smirk but by someone who is five steps ahead of the game. Usually a permanent fixture on the face of the smurker.
JB smurked so hard at me I knew in that moment that I was a total dangleberry and was being undermined in ways I didn't even understand.
I tried to smurk back but you can't fake a smurk. All I could do was be glad I didn't know what the fork he was smurking about.
I tried to smurk back but you can't fake a smurk. All I could do was be glad I didn't know what the fork he was smurking about.
Smurk by smurkmyfaceoff July 26, 2017