OFFA
(older from far away) A girl who from far away apears to be sexy, but as she aproaches, it turns out she is far too young for you to be checking her out.
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offa' by Jarek Kunningham February 17, 2004
Get offa my land!
What angry farmers shout when an intruder(s) runs around disturbing his livestock on his farmland. Gunshots usually follow, aswell as murder charges.
Get offa my land! by squirty berty bottom burper May 25, 2010
Git offa mah property!!
Varmint: La la la i'm on your property
Mahself: Git offa mah property!! Ya no good yankee, go orn AH SAY'D GIT *fires off a couple of rounds*
Mahself: Git offa mah property!! Ya no good yankee, go orn AH SAY'D GIT *fires off a couple of rounds*
Git offa mah property!! by Calamity Bec April 12, 2008
Crimp Off A Length
Royal Navy slang dating back before the Second World War, it means to defecate, crap, shit or take a dump. Nothing fancy, to crimp off a length you merely have to evacuate your bowels.
"That fat fucker of a stoker is getting shitty with me again!"
"What're you goin' to do?"
"Next time the cunt is down the engine room, I'll crimp off a length in his best boots!"
"What're you goin' to do?"
"Next time the cunt is down the engine room, I'll crimp off a length in his best boots!"
Crimp Off A Length by AKACroatalin April 10, 2015
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