This dude on ifunny that made #1 in top stats in less than a month. He so wild. He got the music taste of an OG. So many weird niggas on iFunny be jealous of him for no reason its brazy. He’s also a white blonde boy that sounds like a beaner but it’s ok.

Me: “Did you see how fast durkio made it onto topstats? Wild.”
Normies: “He must be hacking.”

durkio by fuckingrard03 January 10, 2019

durkie

The person that brightness up your day or makes you laugh when you are sad. Can be said to your significant other as well.

Yolanda you are my durkie.

I love you durkie.
Durkie, can we have sex today?

durkie by durkie#1 October 28, 2009

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Durkistan

Sovereign nation that was settled in November 2005 and declared independence from all governing bodies of the world in the summer of 2009. The unforgiving terrain of this rugged, mountainous, and barbed-wired utopia is feverishly patrolled by the New Sons of Liberty, a rabid all-weather attack militia. Formerly part of West Virginia, Durkistan is now landlocked by West Virginia and the envious Kingdom of Ken.The BOHC is the command center and site of logistics and operations for Durkistan. Durkistans elaborate defensive fortifications and heavy armaments make it the most impenetrable border of any nation built by man.

We stayed at Durkistan for the weekend it was pleasant and relaxing

Durkistan by BOHC December 19, 2009

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Durkin

Female Ring Piece

Right up the Durkin!

Durkin by LORD LOVE ROCKET ;) July 25, 2011

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durking

to go on a night out attempting to get with girls but end up creeping them out a little bit

'i fell into the trap of durking last night'

other abbreviations include 'such a durkin', or 'what a durk'

durking by achilles_heel February 27, 2013

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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