Neanderthal patriarch responsible for the great 20,000 BC fire party, having discovered wine an fire in close proximity, durk threw one hellacious rootin tootin wild cave party that 3/4 of the known world attended, it was a cave orgy of epic proportion, woolly mammoth cookouts an rock n rolling where just a few of the festivities....durk would be immortalized in many cave paintings around western an central europe, many thought to be pornographic in nature
Too Durk!!!!🍻🍻 Cheers!!!!
by yotaterds November 19, 2020
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A football player who was just too good to play professionally as it would have been unfair. These players can often be found tearing up the 5-a-side pitches of Britain in order to maintain their tekkers whilst remaining anonymous.
Mate, he just beat all 4 men and then sent the keeper to the shops with that last shot, he’s probably a durk.
by Genieni February 22, 2020
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Verb :To indulge, predominantly in self rewarding pleasures
I durked the shit out of that sleep in yesterday and then spent the rest of the day durking on the couch
by Big mama mar May 06, 2020
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A fool who likes to play world of warcraft, shampoo his back hair, and dump girls on their birthday.
A:"That dude looks like such a loser"
B:" Yeah he is a total DURK"
by Tyrone Imabigblackman October 15, 2007
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To pull a practical joke , prank, or minor vandalism
Remember when ted durked that guy, he totally took a shit in the poor bastards gas tank
by Nickyblunts203 April 03, 2018
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A boy who is handsome and well dressed. He is a boy who had a lot of talents and is very flirty. He is a boy that tends to get a lot of women but doesn't know how to settle down . He is a boy who is smart .
That guy reminds me of a Durk.
by @durk.bxtch March 13, 2017
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A small well form turd or poop ball, that just dropped out of someone's pant leg.

When someone drops a small turd onto the carpet or floor presumably without knowing and walks on nonchalantly.
Ewww that's like totally gross. Did you just see that dumb ass walked by here farted and dropped a durk onto the carpet
by Mead's Mead December 08, 2020
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