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smurray

n. a small pouch of fabric used to snugly encase the male genitalia (frank AND beans) while surfing, restricting the testicles from retreating into the body cavity
plural: smurries or smurae

origins: Early polynesian canoes have been found with carvings depicting the tying of the smurray, a coming of age ceremony when boys are first taught to surf. The smurray was tied tightly and was believed to keep young boys confident that their first waves would not frighten them back to adolescence.

current use: popularity of the smurray, once limited to polynesian tribes and soul surfers, has risen dramatically in Panama and Southeast Florida seemingly alongside the of gay and pseudo-gay culture.
"Dude, that wave was scaryhuge, thank god I had on my smurray or my nuts would be at my throat!"

So Stefan, want to try on the new smurries i bought from the cute smurray botique?" "I sure do Terrence, I love the cute smurray shop up the street, I bought a pair of smurae there last week."
by Kenneth J Rockmoore March 12, 2010
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smurray

a boy who masterbates to gay porn in the shower with large chinese men.
dad:smurray what you doing in there?
smurray: What do you think dad masturbating with my large chinese friend!
by rflynn13 December 2, 2011
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surraya

female name meaning brightest star origin: persian, muslim, iranian. also see...Queen Soraya of Persia
Surraya is freaking beautiful
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Smurry

People that are called this are usually around the age of 13. They play baseball for a club named rake city and they only hit doubles. Another two known facts about the “smurry” is that he knows more about world war 2 history than his own teacher Mrs. Rees. The other fact is that he takes 2 foot lead offs whenever he is on base. This smurry is very rare and you do not want to go within 10 feet of this mammal or he will attack.
A true smurry only knows the date of birth of his dog but not his two sisters
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Surray

Surray, if you know a girl/women named Surray, then you are Blessed! She is a real Princess, Unique in every way, shes loud, and outgoing, kind and loving, and is always giving. Don't ever take her kindness for weakness, she gets along with everyone until you make her mad. She's strong and courageous. If you know a Surray then you know how she loves all animals. She is classy and stylish, and dont care what others think about her. God is her number one and she cares about how she carrys herself. She's Smart and loves art, she can do anything she puts her mind to!
O Surray!!

Surray is so awesome! My best friend!
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surraya

Surraya,Soraya,Suraya,Surayya are just the varies ways to spell the word ( S-U-R-A-Y-A)

Usually the most prettiest, nicest, weirdest and most random person you'll ever met. Surrayas tend to be very passionate and faithful. They are the best in being the most wonderful person ever with a fun personality and a nice smile. Surrayas should be great in a friendship and relationship. If you ever thought of dating a Surraya, it should be great! Yet be aware, Surrayas are always nice, but they are not the type of person that you can easily defeat- they are the hardest. In a way, they are also evil; in their own way. In easy ways to describe them, everyone loves Surayas.
"Surraya, you're so nice!"
"Have you seen Soraya today? She's so pretty,"
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Smurry

A person who smells after eating curry
'Oh I had to sit next to the worst Smurry on the train today'
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