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skunkathon

A playful nickname for a vile marathon embarked upon to see who can go the longest without bathing.
Yep, my brother-in-law and his wife say they are trying to conserve water, but we believe they are simply trying to prevent visits with their disgusting skunkathon.
skunkathon by Dr Bunnygirl September 8, 2019
Related Words
She a skunka
Skunka by Local_beaner June 5, 2018

Myrtle Creek Skurk 

The Myrtle Creek Skurk- anyone who's come in contact with the swamp donkey Skurk and finds themselves with a burning, itchy, peppercorn feeling, cottage cheese drippin, sewage stench coming from their vagina, then you and your man have been had by the Skurk. And should seek immediate medical attention. CAUTION: Do NOT leave her alone in your home or with your man or you will lose all and gain the gift that keeps giving. This is the reason you should always use the toilet seat covers in public bathrooms and private ones if she's been to your home. She's a scab on the ass Crack of humanity that will surely turn into a scab that won't go away on yours and your mans asscracks.
My friend had to go to the doctor because her boyfriend cheated on her with Amber and gave her the Myrtle Creek Skurk.
Myrtle Creek Skurk by RaevynRae August 30, 2021
a skunk just added an "a" to make it sound spanish. in other words a "zorra" also known as a "hoe or a bitch"
i dont want that nasty skunka.

hey whats up, you got skunkas coming through the night.
skunka by NoNsToP213 February 10, 2009
Can be used as a verb or noun.

Can be used as a replacement for chillin', as well as a synonym for any profanity!
Yo, whats saying bro?!
You know just skurkin..
Skurkin by skurkin123 August 5, 2009

Skurk A Burk 

The act of sexually stimulating ones genitals to achieve ejaculation.
Justin: Hey what are you doing?
Michael: I had to skurk a burk because I hung out with the hottest chick ever earlier!