To display superior knowledge through facial expression. Like a smirk but by someone who is five steps ahead of the game. Usually a permanent fixture on the face of the smurker.

JB smurked so hard at me I knew in that moment that I was a total dangleberry and was being undermined in ways I didn't even understand.

I tried to smurk back but you can't fake a smurk. All I could do was be glad I didn't know what the fork he was smurking about.

Smurk by smurkmyfaceoff July 26, 2017

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Smurfy Sanchez

When your doing a chick doggie-style, in a 'Honey Bucket', and you dip 2 fingers into the blue water, and pull it across her upper llip.

I was at the concert, when I hooked-up with this drunk chick, and I gave her the ole' "Smurfy Sanchez!"

Smurfy Sanchez by The Seedy G July 26, 2011

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Smurk

Telling some one to leave or bye.

"Smurk jhit for I beat your ass"
"Smurk off my post"
"Smurk Lil sweetie my lady otw back home"

Smurk by Tsavageee January 30, 2017

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