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-To be heavily intoxicated, "fucked up"

Other related words: smurked, smurkin'
*Damn man, that nigga smurky as fuck!

*Ay we gettin smurky tonight cuz?

*Yo, I'm smurked off of this Patron!

*We smurkin real good right now

Smurky by YayAreaQueen January 20, 2009
Words you can keep
The man had a smurky look on his face as he robbed the bank.
Smurky by ToastToast321 August 8, 2008
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Smurky Smurk smurfy smarky smunky Smurfy's Law smirky Smucky Smurry slurky
Durkio smurkio
Smurk by anonymous October 19, 2020

Smurkish 

Shady, fucked up just like Shady Buisness
Like if a bitch tell yo buisness and was supposed to be yo homegirl datz Smurkish
Smurkish by lil 2900 May 13, 2005
To display superior knowledge through facial expression. Like a smirk but by someone who is five steps ahead of the game. Usually a permanent fixture on the face of the smurker.
JB smurked so hard at me I knew in that moment that I was a total dangleberry and was being undermined in ways I didn't even understand.

I tried to smurk back but you can't fake a smurk. All I could do was be glad I didn't know what the fork he was smurking about.
Smurk by smurkmyfaceoff July 26, 2017

Smurfy Sanchez 

When your doing a chick doggie-style, in a 'Honey Bucket', and you dip 2 fingers into the blue water, and pull it across her upper llip.
I was at the concert, when I hooked-up with this drunk chick, and I gave her the ole' "Smurfy Sanchez!"
Smurfy Sanchez by The Seedy G July 26, 2011
Telling some one to leave or bye.
"Smurk jhit for I beat your ass"
"Smurk off my post"
"Smurk Lil sweetie my lady otw back home"
Smurk by Tsavageee January 30, 2017
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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