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Buisness 

Like business, only smooother.
Me: Hey baby, let's get down to buisness if you nahmsain.
Ladyfriend: I like the way you smooth talk a girl!
Me: Let's get it on.
Buisness by smallypants April 13, 2009
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buisness 

also: business, bwiznis

questionable financial practice engaged in by the dun, often resulting in massive job cuts and/or multiple stockbroker suicides.
charles: fuckin hell, dun! how the fuck did you singlehandedly bankrupt the IMF?!

the dun: gosh... sorry charles.
buisness by bombis January 13, 2004

Buisness 

Business, but better, bigger, more supreme, and smarter. The modern way of spelling it.
I own a trafficking buisness.
Buisness by Penguins flying January 8, 2024

buisness time 

1.) A specific time for the act of mating.
(aka: sexual intercourse, doing the nasty, the horizontal tango, and/or generally having hot sex.)

"It's Wednesday, and do you know what that means?"
"Buisness time."
buisness time by Mosstache March 9, 2008

buisness chair 

the act in which two men start by getting on their backs,then proceed to get butt to butt, literally so close that these two guys are touching dicks side by side.
thus making it one dick like an "entity".
now the third person male or female now comes into play,then insert both dicks at the same time into the ass or puss.now once on and in position using your hands grabbing the ankles of the other two thus the "buissness chair" is born now "swivel" yourself about till climax is acheived.
tom asked if he would like to his buisness chair in action.
buisness chair by GROVESTOWN June 11, 2006

buisness in the paper 

To put someones buisness in the open where anyoneone can hear it and know it as if they are welcome to it and it were offered.
I don't want anyone to know that I'm out of the house,so if someone calls don't put my buisness in the paper.

buisness is boomin 

when you’re tryna get with/date someone and one of you makes a move and ur “relationship” starts to BOOM
“how’s buisness with that guy?” “buisness is BOOMIN’”
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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