smulka

A god awful monster cock that lives in your nightmares. You try to run but it always catches you and drags you back down to its lair where it Takes your anus to the f-train and makes you ride it till you die.

Omg did you here what happened to tommy

No what

They say a Smulka got him

Then it's time to leve town

Don't forget your butt plug

by Monsieur fife September 8, 2013

Smolka's Postulate

There is a fundamental connection between technology, physical reality and nature. And the parallels between technology and nature are astounding.

Smolka's Postulate reveals that cars have systems that match that of animals; ie: gas tank - stomach, catalytic converter - liver, carburetor - lungs and so on. A computer hard drive needs to defrag every so often, like a mind needs to dream(believing that doing so consolidates information in the brain).

by Stephan Smolka September 5, 2009

Smolka's 2nd Law

Smolka's 2nd Law states: Because of the eventual exhausting of resources, the expansion of growth must be stifled.

Smolka's 2nd Law illuminates the fact that taxes and inflation are not the problem but the solution. Compound interest on money, would mean that many more people would become wealthy. As, a preemptive strike, the national debt and collection of taxes insures that, that will never happen.

by Author Stephan Smolka May 26, 2009

Smuckada

1:A person who in reality has a normal sense of their surroundings but engages in stupid activity. 2:A normal person who doesn't have very much common sense. See smuck

One normal innocent highschool student went out with his friends one night and rings people's doorbells. That person is considered a smuckada.

by Timothy Buckley Freme June 17, 2008

Smuckass

A combination of the Words Smart ass and fuck ass. Like Smart fuck ass.

Girl: "How do you think you did on the physics test?"
Guy: "I think i dominated it."
Girl: "Quit being such a Smuckass."

by Erich der Jaeger May 15, 2007

Smolka's Law

Corollary to Parkinson's Law, where ‘WORK EXPANDS SO AS TO FILL THE TIME AVAILABLE FOR ITS COMPLETION’ but how demand will always expand to meet supply.

Examples of Smolka's Law include but are not limited to: the amount of junk you possess depends on the amount of storage space you have, the number of cars on the road depends on how many roads there are and cheaper, new energy sources to overpopulation.

by Author Stephan Smolka May 26, 2009

smuckalopalus

An extremely large thing that claims to be a girl yet has a beard, does too many drugs, and never has any clue what it's talking about now matter how much it claims to, and tries to set people up

Cathleen: Hi
Me: Shut up you willy wonka blueberry eating smuckalopalus bitch

by King of the Kentlands August 29, 2006