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Mean Smuggin

Mean Smugging / Mean Smuggin, is when somebody looks at you like you stole their happiness, keyed their car, and ruined their bloodline—all without saying one word. A disrespectful glare mixed with fake superiority, attitude, jealousy, or unnecessary toughness. Usually involves narrowed eyes, stiff face, side-eye, lip curl, or that “I wish you’d say something” expression. Different from regular staring because regular staring can be random. Mean smugging has hate in it. The person wants you to notice the bad energy. Sometimes they’re mad, insecure, intimidated, trying to act hard, or just born with a face that looks permanently offended. Common in schools, clubs, streets, family events, workplaces, and anywhere miserable people gather. Can also be used by people who think looking angry makes them look important. Spoiler: it doesn’t. Basically, if someone is visually talking trash with their face, they’re mean smugging.
Examples:

1. Why dude over there mean smugging me like I owe him rent?
2. She been mean smuggin’ all night because nobody noticed her outfit.
3. Cashier hit me with the mean smugging face for asking where aisle 3 was.
4. Bro always mean smugging in photos like smiling is illegal.
5. My aunt started mean smugging everybody when politics got brought up.
Mean Smuggin by TrumpIsland May 2, 2026
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Underwater ‘ParasiteCocaine Smuggling — A tactic where gangs use scuba divers to attach cocaine stashes to the hulls of unsuspecting ships.
I make my living as a scuba diver; but, I ain’t no Jacques Cousteau — I’m into Underwater ‘ParasiteCocaine Smuggling . It’s dangerous but quite lucrative!!!!!!!

Smuggling Bananas 

When a male wears very tight pants (or shorts) showing off a distinct bulge.
"Look at the spandex pants on that bass player. Looks like he's smuggling bananas!"
Smuggling Bananas by Red001 May 27, 2012

Smuggling the hot oil 

Phrase

1. Having a large amount of cum/lube in ones ass held in by a butt plug

2. When you mean to say Hanging Around but mess up.
Person 1: Well now that you’re all smuggling the hot oil, I think it’s time we took care of some business.

Person 2: Uh, the phrase is hanging around.

Person 1: What did I say?

Person 2: Smuggling the hot oil.

Person 1: WTF does that mean?!

Like smuggling chocolate into Belgium

John: A man was found smuggling hash into Thailand today.
Jane: Thats like smuggling chocolate into Belgium.

Smuggling tic tacs 

"Smuggling tic tacs" is a euphemism used to describe a lady's visibly erect nipples. It may be cold, she may be horny, or she may genuinely be smuggling tic tacs.

Sometimes you may be in luck, and she may be smuggling a whole handful of tic tacs. This probably means that she has pierced nipples.

Every now and then you may be out of luck, and find that a gentleman is also smuggling tic tacs. Best not to mention it to him though.
Hey babes, whatcha got there? You smuggling tic tacs?

or

Hot damn, I could really go for a tic tac right now. I notice that you're smuggling a couple. Mind if I have a taste?
Smuggling tic tacs by Rymix September 2, 2006