lube

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Pronounciation: LOOB
1. Abbreviation for the word lubricant.
2. A substance used to make the insertion of one object into another smoother. It generally refers to anal sex, but not always, as some regular intercourse may require lube as well. See rape). Can be flavored or unflavored.
2. A condom containing lube (see definition 2).
3. Any household products one can use for lubricating their genitals when masturbating.
1. Adam used the astro glide lube when he was fucking Johnathan up the bum.

2. I bought the lubed condoms to make anal sex easier.

3. He likes to use hand lotion for lube.
by Janis November 30, 2004
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Noun - A product either oil (don't use with latex condoms as it breaks them down) or water based that enables intercourse - particularly anal intercourse to be easier, smoother and less painful

An abbreviation of the word "lubricant", lube generally means a sexual variety of lubricant but can also indicate mechanical lubrication.

Verb - to lube - to apply lubricant to a cock, anal sphincter or machinery.

Verb version 2 - a slang form of "love" used on message boards, slash readers and members of spotrot
1. We're all out of lube! No sex without prep!

2. Lube me up...

3. I gtg byebye lube you
by destiny_is_dead July 21, 2005
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Henry lubed Kenny up real good for the job at American Eagle.
by ironchefwins March 22, 2009
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a gelly like lubricant that amy uses when inserting a tampon into her vigi... she says it feels good
amy! u put too much lube on that tampon!its seeping through ur panties! Mmm tasty! i like it salty!
by horny lil bitches February 20, 2004
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when a man loves a man and they want to practice their love
"i love you"
"ok then lets use lube to practice our love"
by Bethany December 01, 2004
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Something that's just totally wrong, inconceivably awful. Derived from the fact that "lube" is just a nasty word, no matter what it's supposed to mean.
She's dating a 17-year old? What is she, 28? That's just lube.
by Adama June 01, 2004
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