Parasite

One who leaches off others whilst pretending to be their friend. Once they have their fill they move on to the next victim.

That Slimbo is a real parasite. Waited till his mate got a big payout then he and his mates bled him white then disappeared.

by Slimbo Kev February 10, 2017

Parasite

A blood sucking vermin that drains strenght from it's host

The British royal family are the worlds most active group of parasites.

by black flag June 5, 2004

Parasite

When something or someone is attached to you even tho you don't want them to and the follow you around and won't leave you alone

Example: Why do you keep following me, you're such a parasite

by Puppy 1234 April 21, 2017

Parasite

Any website whose sole purpose is to relieve its visitors of money, promising unfeasably poor services in return, although of course, you don't realise this until you've signed over your grandmother. Examples of parasites include E-Cards sites, Mobile Phone ringtone download sites (Jam**er), the various Outlook smiley plugin sites, microsoft.com.

I downloaded the new Crazy Frog ringtone from some parasite, and now Im having my home reposessed.

by Enot-Bitter January 17, 2006

Parasite

Not to be confused with wordParasyte/word, this is a life-sucking organism that lives off the host.

Damn metroid parasites!

by Mystery Man January 29, 2003

Parasite

The view while hanging under a parachute canopy

Bob's parasite gave him a great view of the action

by lisa_urban May 17, 2008

Parasite

See Mother In Law

No really see Mother In Law in a real dictionary

by Matt W. April 4, 2004