One who leaches off others whilst pretending to be their friend. Once they have their fill they move on to the next victim.
That Slimbo is a real parasite. Waited till his mate got a big payout then he and his mates bled him white then disappeared.
by Slimbo Kev February 10, 2017
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A blood sucking vermin that drains strenght from it's host
The British royal family are the worlds most active group of parasites.
by black flag June 05, 2004
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Any website whose sole purpose is to relieve its visitors of money, promising unfeasably poor services in return, although of course, you don't realise this until you've signed over your grandmother. Examples of parasites include E-Cards sites, Mobile Phone ringtone download sites (Jam**er), the various Outlook smiley plugin sites, microsoft.com.
I downloaded the new Crazy Frog ringtone from some parasite, and now Im having my home reposessed.
by Enot-Bitter January 17, 2006
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Not to be confused with wordParasyte/word, this is a life-sucking organism that lives off the host.
by Mystery Man January 28, 2003
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The view while hanging under a parachute canopy
Bob's parasite gave him a great view of the action
by lisa_urban May 17, 2008
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A vato who ain’t down with la raza.
Garcia ain’t from here but he stay claimin he down. Foo is such a bitchass parasite.”
by I’m From Here May 02, 2020
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