Belgium

Street name for the country known as “South Netherlands”. Only used by people with no bitches.

“Belgium is actually called ‘South Netherlands’”

by BalhaarVerzamelaar April 12, 2022

Belgium

The most offensive word a man could say in the galaxy. On earth, it’s the name of a small country.

Person 1: Well, I went to Belgium to-
Alien 2: GASP!

by Geekster1984 June 17, 2023

Belgium

Something that doens't exist.

'Do you know what Belgium is?'
'What?'

by PetroleumPiraat May 9, 2019

Belgium

A country which has a complicated political structure which is based on bilingualism; where the same political ideology can be represented by two different parties according to the language.

There are 2 liberal parties in Belgium: Dutch speaking "Open VLD" and French speaking "Mouvement Reformiste".

by Les aveux du garcon August 20, 2014

Belgium

A country in north western Europe, specifically designed as somewhere Britain, France and Germany can settle their differences every generation or so.

Belgium was host to the following international tournaments:Waterloo, World War 1, and World War 2 to name the best known examples, also a current home of the EU government

by Libreg January 20, 2011

Belgium

The Retarded cousin of the dutch

belgium the Retarded cousin of the dutch

by kankervlek2 April 8, 2021

Belgium

A loathsome chocolate gulag with no objective reason to exist

Welcome to Belgium, home of chocolate and... more chocolate?

by AmazingAmy159 December 16, 2018