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Smoner

A reaction or "Boner" you get from the hot smoothie girl in the mall. A Smoner. See Broner for reference.
Dude, Brandon, That girl working over at the smoothie stand right now. Totally giving me a Smoner.
by ImpyPants. February 14, 2007
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A smoner is when a male's willie becomes half-hard. So everything between just hanging around and a solid boner.
Am I gonna wank?, yeah why not...

This is a nice vid!

Getting my willie out ... Ping (message from your class chat) read it and see that you still got to do that one task...
Going back to what you were planning to do.

But then realizing he is just hanging over (smoner).
by mr. smoner October 19, 2022
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Honkey Smoker

(n) Any black person who competes in a foot race or athletic event against one or more white people.
Keshawn was a real honkey smoker today. He whooped all those white boys in the 100 yard dash!
by hellooostrich January 7, 2011
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Smokers Lungs

Something only Tina D Cook knows about so very well.
Tina D Cooks nasty ass smokers lungs and breath are disgusting!!!🤮🤮🤮 And her yuck breath too. Barf City!!!
by OrangeCandyBar March 30, 2022
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The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.

The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it. — A faux positive statement to lighten a heinous situation that will stick with you for the rest of your life.
1) Police homicide photographer documenting the scene of a mass shooting at an American high school:

Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.

2) Family cleaning out a closet after the death of a loved one:

Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.

3) An American citizen voting for president in the 2024 election that will determine the destiny of our democracy:

Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.

This and other techniques like this are taught in cults and at Harvard University. No, I’m not kidding Harvard has a Hap-y-ness Studies Program. It’s designed to control populations and foment political overthrow. They’d “like to teach the world to sing — in perfect harmony.”

See Mad Men series Finale.

And shudder.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler May 15, 2023
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Stoner Vibe

Putting out POSITIVE ENERGY, LAUGHTER, going with the flow, good MUSIC, CANNABIS represented somewhere, insense smell, 420 and 710 are essential. Probably HIGH🔥💨
Cheech and Chong give off a comedy Stoner Vibe!
Snoop Dogg has an easy going Stoner Vibe.
The movie Pineapple Express has a funny Stoner Vibe .
by ClassicRonnie February 17, 2019
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420%er Stoner

They are the 420% who exist in the universe who habitually consumes CANNABIS WEED
🔥Stoney Vibes Man💨
I BLAZE🔥 everyday so I am a GENUINE 420%er STONER!
by ClassicRonnie April 6, 2019
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