sconer

A male sexual response to the deliciousness of scones.

Damn! Those scones are delicious! I think I have a sconer.

by Bchickenlittle February 12, 2010

sconer

a male citizen of the united states, white,who has the occupation of putting their hand down on a seat when a woman is about to sit down

honey watch out! theres a sconer about!

by Dancer of the seas February 17, 2009

Sconer

A person with no pubic hair.

Look at him, he's got no pubes he's a Scone! then chant 'Sconer, Sconer!

by Wazzle December 09, 2009

sconerism

someone who does not have any pupic hairs in there tenage years

if you did not have any pubes you suffer from sconerism

by woza March 09, 2007

Sconer

When a woman that has very sturdy hands Phthalates a man to wake him in the morning.

Betsy gave Andy a 5AM sconer this morning before she fed the chickens.

by CloudyDay February 12, 2010

Sconer

A an eater of scones; a British person, especially a detestable one.

Shut up you toffee-nosed sconer!

by Shplibitz October 03, 2014

SCONER

The term for an erection, caused by a scary reason.

I was so scared, but it was also pretty hot. It gave me a sconer.

by StephoSlash June 25, 2019