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A smoothie, a common American beverage in which the preparer integrates various fruit and dairy products, has become the de facto staple of cuisine in various Disney Channel and Nickelodeon television series. What ambrosia comprised to the residents of mythical Olympus, or manna constituted for the Hebrews in the ancient text of Exodus, the smoothie has become to the modern Disney Channel Original Star.

As a general rule, any character in a Disney Channel or Nickelodeon series must engage in one of the following activities: (a) partake of smoothies on a regular basis; (b) patronize smoothie establishments repeatedly, whether or not actually partaking thereof; (c) either serve as the founder of a smoothie establishment or possess a parent who owns or operates a smoothie establishment; or (d) profess love of the smoothie on a regular basis, whether or not actually consuming such during filming. Though no character has actually evinced the mettle required to do so, expressing distaste or even indifference towards the smoothie would comprise the utmost blasphemy against all that these two esteemed television stations hold dear.
Gordo (with utter obsequiousness): Lizzie, should you deign to condescend to partake of a smoothie whilst accompanying me to "The Juice is Loose," I should feel deeply honored.

Lizzie (with utmost solicitude): Forsooth, I should greatly enjoy accompanying you thereto, and I should feel exceedingly edified to effect such.

Miranda: Awesome-- Smoothies! That'd really hit the spot right about now. We are OUTTIE!!!

Gordo: You shan't invite this vulgar, pidgin-speaking cretin to accompany us thereto?!!

Lizzie: But Miranda's been our friend, like, for forever!!

Gordo: And you certainly shan't defile yourself by engaging in her vulgar colloquialisms?

Miranda: Since when did Gordo become the WORLD'S BIGGEST JERK?!!

Gordo: Indeed!
by Jimmy Flinders October 29, 2007
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A smoothie is a cold, fruit-based blended drink. It is usually composed of a variety of fruits and sometimes yoghurt to thicken the concoction.
"I ordered a strawberry-banana smoothie with a mutlivitamin booster and it was go-od!"
by Rudie February 22, 2006
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A Smoothie is someone with a smooth brain, who is stupid. Koala bears have smooth brains instead of wrinkled brains and are notoriously stupid animals.
"Bugga me m8, looks loik we got ourselves a propa smoothie!"

"This comment section is full of smoothies."
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a girl who shaved her pussy!!
(sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!!)
that girl was such a smoothie!!
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when a guy and another guy have butt times and one guy releases into the other dude's booty and then to save the turtles, sticks a metal straw up the other bro's anal cavity and slurps up the juices and wishes him a good night.
"hey broski you wanna smoothie?"
"uh sure?"
by smoothy.slurp September 21, 2019
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A non-dirty sounding way to refer to oral sex, regarding both males and females, also known as cunnilingus or fellatio.
"I didn't get laid, but she sure gave me one hell of a smoothie"

"He has no clue how to give a decent smoothie."

"Sure, I got some light smooth, but it was not to completion."
by The Situation April 22, 2009
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