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Short for sooner blitz. Verb or noun.

An umbrella term that encompasses the acts of passing, stealing, grabbing, taking, rushing, cramming or buying something.
"Let's sooner blitz those tables over there."
"Can I sooner a Big Mac and some fries?"
"Sooner that slow driver."
by kearns April 24, 2006
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the oklahoma sooners one of the best known ncaa teams in the US they are especaly known for the football team
the oklahoma sooners coached by Bob Stoops
by Joe Wyatt September 23, 2007
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A cheat, a sneaky, no good person.

Refers to the Oklahoma Land Run of 1889 when settlers, seeking free land, made their way to Oklahoma to stake their claim to tracts of open territory. One of the few rules to claiming a lot of land was that all participants were to start at the same time, on the boom of a cannon. All settlers who started then were labeled as "Boomers" and the ones who sneaked in ahead of time were called "Sooners."

The University of Oklahoma named its athletic teams the Sooners in 1908 to pay homage to the cheating claim jumpers of the land rush. The nickname proved fitting as, over the years, Sooner athleteic teams have been the object of many NCAA penalties stemming from repeated violations of a variety of rules, particularly under the ignominious reign of football coach Barry Switzer when the already outlaw program sunk to outrageous lows.
Those are some low-down, cheating bastards.
What do you expect, they're sooners.

Some sooner stole my cash.
by T. Hearndon October 21, 2005
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one of the greatest football teams in the NCAA. in what's accepted as the modern era of the sport (1945 - )the sooners currently hold the record for the most wins and have the highest winning percentage of any team.
"the sooners lost?? there must be a blue moon tonight"
by stg60913b February 18, 2010
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1) People who snuck in to stake claim on Oklahoma land before the Land Run of 1889.

2) Now defined as an individual who travels ahead of the human procession.

3) Nickname of the University of Oklahoma athletic teams.
1) Jack was a sooner so he got the best land that was available in the Land Run of 1889.

2) I would rather be a sooner than wait for things to go my way.

3) The Oklahoma Sooner football team has seven national championships in the modern era.
by roxifict October 03, 2004
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