Smoker

A demonised economically extorted individual whom consumes a substance from god to remind man how to govern numbers often used to fund corporate sponsors than support local jobs to tell American Mayers how to deal drugs of of addiction legally. Most commonly seen in the rain choking on exhaust gasses from fossil fuels whilst being scapegoated for deaths caused by it. Often used as a form of status still envied by underaged people.
Smoker id defined as a person of status in need of a best friend.
by too bad shallow hal July 09, 2021
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Smoker

An old or cheap car that burns oil, has poor body work, things wrong with it or and mixture of the above.
"I'm in the market for a smoker, it has to be under £500"

"Sod walking, let's take the smoker"
by Captinsmoker March 18, 2010
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Smoker

That gay bith Kev Ryan is such a smoker. And he has a little willy to smoke on too!!!
by Phillp November 24, 2003
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Smoker

A greasy and weird person that everyone strongly dislikes. Smokers usually have greasy hair and wear the same clothing every day.

This person will tend to hang around with you or your group of friends. A Smoker is someone you have ditched or attempted to ditch before.

To avoid a smoker just yell "smoker" then run away as fast as you can. Smokers are usually slow and will not be able to follow you.
Bob- "I hate that guy. He's such a smoker."

Phillip- " oh hear he comes, Smoker!!"
Bob- "Run!"

Derek- "look out hear comes a smoker."
by MADDOG199411 June 15, 2011
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Smoker

A person who doesn't care about the people around them or care about how they smell. Often surrounded by burn spots from dropped cigarettes or accidental burns.
Tom is a smoker. He smells terrible.
by kaosmoker September 30, 2018
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Smoker

noun. A phrase used to describe a person who would give a fellatio to another man
by Stevey Dent December 08, 2002
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Smoker

Someone who smoke's alot of weed and does it succesfully.
Must be able to pull fat bong's.
"Man, that dude is a sick smoker."
by Diego July 18, 2003
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