Is a term used to describe a situation where two guys get shitfaced, pass out in the same bed, and at some point end up spooning, and upon waking up realize the big spoon has a boner and it’s poking his bro.
I was talking to Austin this morning and apparently he and Otto had quite a night. Apparently, they got completely fucking hammered, passed out, spooned, which Austin was the little spoon, and woke up to Otto having a Broner. I said what the fuck is a Broner, and Austin said it’s when your bro gets a boner and the throbbing member ends up touching you in some capacity. Hopefully they don’t strike up a Bunghole Bromance.
by Tee Cee Deez March 18, 2020
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
by Brony98 September 02, 2012
You're a guy getting a massage from another guy, and its nice, its relaxing then all of a sudden you get a little tingle; that my friends, is a 'broner'.
by Addeh September 11, 2007
A Bro-ner is when you get an involuntary erection from doing something testosterone fueled and hella not gay with the bros. Popping a Bro-ner around bros is quite acceptable, and they will probably call you a "stud" and ask if you want to hit the gym or chug a fifth of Jaeger.
"Me and the bros were watching 300/ latest UFC fight last night and it was so sick, I totally got a Bro-ner."
"Dude, Mike put up 250 on the bench last night. I so got a Bro-ner"
"Poppin' collars, poppin' Bro-ners"
"Dude, Mike put up 250 on the bench last night. I so got a Bro-ner"
"Poppin' collars, poppin' Bro-ners"
by KidIcarusss October 02, 2009
by McCullo January 28, 2009
A slang term used to explain the phenomenon during which a fiercly heterosexual male achieves an erection (or, "boner") for or while in the company of one of his male friends (or, "bros"). This may only occur while engaging in all-male activities, particularly those which include feats of strength or displays of hyper-masculinity. Upon achieving a broner, the man in question is often known to exclaim, "dude, suck that shit!" or "meet me in the shower."
by Delongpre Dannon February 03, 2007
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