by Jon200105 February 25, 2013
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When a male's penis becomes hard and increases in size during periods of intense sexual stimulation. An excellent way of telling a girl that they are beautiful.
by A Human Male July 08, 2018
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Something you get in class. Fucking annoying.
Fixed by going to bathroom and wanking off, or flipping around between the pants and stomach.
Fixed by going to bathroom and wanking off, or flipping around between the pants and stomach.
I was working on an essay in English III and got a boner! GOD DAMMIT! Now I have to non-chalantly flip it up between my pants and stomach! GOD DAMMIT SOMEONE SAW ME!
by A God Damned Furry September 10, 2011
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by TheNomster November 09, 2011
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A hardening of the penis when secually aroused, if this occurs u must stick it in a vagina until it sneezes out milk
by Hortonhearskeem February 28, 2017
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What occurs when blood rushes to the penis, causing it to stick up. it is also possibly the worst thing to get before a school presentation.
by Sapphire Flames February 15, 2011
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Kiersten : Hey Jake we need to stop by the supply room and get a few things before we start work.
Jake : Ok i'll help you!
Kiersten : Hey baby don't let me fall from this ladder!
Jake : Wow touching your ass and legs gives me a Boner!
Kiersten : Well let's not let it go to waste!
Kiersten : Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm!
Jake : Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhhh!
Chad : What The Fuck Is Going On In Here?
Kiersten : Nothing were just getting some supply's!
Chad : Then why is Jake's dick sticking out of his pant's?
Kiersten : Oh Jake honey your Boner!
Steve : Hey guy's what's going on? Wow Jake nice Boner!
Chad : Well Jake since you got that big Boner why don't you let Steve suck it!
Jake : FUCK NO!
Chad : Fuck Yes or your both FIRED!
Jake : Fine!
Steve : Oh Boy! Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm!
Jake : Ohh! Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh!
Kiersten : Oh god this is disgusting to watch!
Chad : O GOD DAMN Im getting a Boner myself! Hey Kiersten wanna suck me?
Kiersten : Go suck yourself!
Chad : Well I guess i'll have to fire you!
Kiersten : Fine! Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmmm!
Chad : Ohh! Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh!
Jim : Hey what in the God Damn hell is going on here!
Chad : Hey Jim just having a little Boner fest!
Jim : Chad I would like to see you in my office please!
Chad : Well looks like ive gotta take care of Jim's Boner now back to work assholes!
Jake : Ok i'll help you!
Kiersten : Hey baby don't let me fall from this ladder!
Jake : Wow touching your ass and legs gives me a Boner!
Kiersten : Well let's not let it go to waste!
Kiersten : Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm!
Jake : Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhhh!
Chad : What The Fuck Is Going On In Here?
Kiersten : Nothing were just getting some supply's!
Chad : Then why is Jake's dick sticking out of his pant's?
Kiersten : Oh Jake honey your Boner!
Steve : Hey guy's what's going on? Wow Jake nice Boner!
Chad : Well Jake since you got that big Boner why don't you let Steve suck it!
Jake : FUCK NO!
Chad : Fuck Yes or your both FIRED!
Jake : Fine!
Steve : Oh Boy! Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm!
Jake : Ohh! Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh!
Kiersten : Oh god this is disgusting to watch!
Chad : O GOD DAMN Im getting a Boner myself! Hey Kiersten wanna suck me?
Kiersten : Go suck yourself!
Chad : Well I guess i'll have to fire you!
Kiersten : Fine! Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmmm!
Chad : Ohh! Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh!
Jim : Hey what in the God Damn hell is going on here!
Chad : Hey Jim just having a little Boner fest!
Jim : Chad I would like to see you in my office please!
Chad : Well looks like ive gotta take care of Jim's Boner now back to work assholes!
by SlopNChop June 24, 2018
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