shwait 

(Verb) Used to tell someone to shhh or be quiet and wait in order to allow the person speaking to finish or to instruct someone for a moment of silence. A period of time to be silent and stop any actions at that moment.

Shwait, I wasn't finished.
Shwait, I thought I heard something.

shwait by Mors Wolf March 30, 2017

shwater 

the water that comes from the taps in oshawa, ontario, canada

Don't drink the shwater- caution inc.

shwater by warrfull June 17, 2006

Shwastey 

To be shwasted.
The state of being shwasted.
Portmanteau of both shitty and wasted.

See Shwasted.

That guy over there downed a whole fifth of capt'n mo's, he's pretty shwastey.

Shwastey by YoOrDu May 25, 2009

shwart 

When working out, naturally you are sweating. Therefore, any fart that occurs is a shwart, a sweaty shart.

While benching a mad 160 today, I let out what I thought was a harmless fart, but it turns out I shwarted.

shwart by OG Mudbone Jr. January 26, 2010

shwasty 

The state or predicament of being thoroughly shit-faced and wasted simultaneously in any given situation.

After a long invigerating evening of alcohol and cannibus consumption Mr. Rogers realized he was quite shwasty indeed.

shwasty by Rickey Bobby August 19, 2006

Shwartzing 

To ramble aimlessly in an attempt to bestow knowledge upon the minds of eager law students. This practice commonly infuriates many, arouses some, and forces all others to peruse the Urban Dictionary.

After the professor spent the first 45 minutes of class discussing a problem that could have been answered sufficiently by a Special Olympian, we grew tired of all the Shwartzing and started making fart jokes.

Shwartzing by Gordo McBungle March 6, 2005

shwastypants 

The point of intoxication that can only be described by a mangled form of the word wasted concatenated with an article of clothing to further emphasize the original meaning.

Steph decided that Jimmy was shwastypants when he began vomiting profusely in a friend's car on the drive home from the bar.

shwastypants by you would like to know July 18, 2006