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The act of taking a shit immediatly before showering and without exiting the bathroom. Shwit's are common after a long day of outdoor activity, before heading out for the night, or if a catastrphic shit has occured causing undesired or extreme fecal dispersion. In the case of the latter, one may make the determination to take a "shwit" instead of the a singular "shit" midway through the act. In some regions, the term can also refer to a "trio" of actions, with the addition of shaving. If located in a hotel room or another location where the "shwitter" will not be responsible for completing the laundry, the "shwitter" may choose to skip the traditional toilet paper whipe and instead use a warm washcloth while in the shower to clean the affected areas.
"Are you ready to hit the bar?"
"No, I need to take a quick SHWIT before we head out."
by Ciller August 14, 2013
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Phrase meaning that a deceased cannot rest in peace until society changes due to the circumstances of a death.
People said rest in power for the unarmed man had been shot by the police.
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You ever get put in a situation where you can't say "shit or Fuck"?? Is your nephew around drinking his fucking juice box and you just can't let it out? Well I've got the word from you!!
It's Shwit. A cross-breed of "Shit" and "what the fuck!" Unless this word is straight up swick. Since it is neither one of those words it is ok to say in any situation where inappropriate words are forbidden. Such as, dropping your phone in front of your infant cousin, forgetting to get milk from the store for your grandma, the possibilities are endless.

Pro tip:

If any befuddled human being says: "hey don't say the word "shit" when my child just put your phone in the toilet!"

You just need to tell them: "no I didn't say "Shit" I said "Shwit"
"Dude your son just fucked my daughter what the shwit??"

"Hey don't swear in front of your little sister!!"
"Oh shwit sorry"
by Mackswell leavey July 30, 2017
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shwit-shpoppin and something wack and lit
Dudeee did you see my drawing ? dat shii was shwit on the project
by Shpoppin January 11, 2018
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