shwasty

The state or predicament of being thoroughly shit-faced and wasted simultaneously in any given situation.

After a long invigerating evening of alcohol and cannibus consumption Mr. Rogers realized he was quite shwasty indeed.

by Rickey Bobby August 19, 2006

shwasty

adj. to be drunk, i.e. shitted, wasted and toasty.

Dude, Adam fell in the fire last night. Yah, he was shwasty.

by MooneyK June 2, 2009

shwasty

drunk with swagger

lets get shwasty this weekend and meet up with some pretty ladies!

by suacyonsundays August 12, 2012

Shwasty Face

The point of consuming so much alcohol that you go past the point of being wasted, take two turns and black out drunk and arrive and shwasty face.

Chris drank so much whiskey last night. He was pretty shwasty face.

by fallenangel January 25, 2013

Swasty

Combination of the words Sick, Wicked, and Nasty. Swasty is a term used when in the presence of something amazing. Used because saying 1 of the 3 words is just not enough to express its magnitude.

"DAMN, did u see that dunk?! That was swasty!"
"That movie was too swasty!"
"That was possibly the most swasty thing I have ever seen."

by ilooooovechocolate September 10, 2012

schwasty

really drunk

Dude check on Mike, he's pretty schwasty.

by K-noodle October 2, 2009

Shwastey

To be shwasted.
The state of being shwasted.
Portmanteau of both shitty and wasted.

See Shwasted.

That guy over there downed a whole fifth of capt'n mo's, he's pretty shwastey.

by YoOrDu May 25, 2009