shwastypants

The point of intoxication that can only be described by a mangled form of the word wasted concatenated with an article of clothing to further emphasize the original meaning.

Steph decided that Jimmy was shwastypants when he began vomiting profusely in a friend's car on the drive home from the bar.

by you would like to know July 18, 2006

shartypants

A sticky situation, in which one has immovable shart within one's pants.

Borky ate too many cookies, and now he has shartypants.

by Phil Gates July 30, 2007

Schwastypants

When someone is "super" wasted.

Micheal is totally schwastypants.

by Sheriff Law June 30, 2012