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Hey those are nice shwants.
Shwants by SEXYLOVE82 June 24, 2018
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Pat Your Shants 

The art of one shitting ones pants.

Scottish saying.

Also check poop your pants
What's that smell. Have you "Pat your Shants" ya dirty bastard?

Fred was so drunk last night that he "Pat his Shants"
Pat Your Shants by Fraser Morrison January 16, 2009

Shwatsonlock 

Noun.
A portmanteau for the slash or yaoi pairing between Sherlock Holmes and Dr. John Watson, from the original Sherlock Holmes books written by Sir. Arthur Conan Doyle.
Sherlock + Watson = Shwatsonlock

It can be argued whether Shwatsonlock is canon or merely fandom, but for this particular definition, I will simply describe it as fandom.

Usually, the term is used to describe a genre/pairing of Fanfiction stories, or Doujinshi.

There are a variety of different series/versions of movies and television shows made of Sherlock Holmes. So, while Shwatsonlock may define the general fandom romantic/sexual relationship between Sherlock Holmes and John Watson, the interpretation of these characters in fan works will vary from one series/version to another.

For example,
The Robert Downey Jr. interpretation of Sherlock Holmes is VERY different from that of the Jeremy Brett interpretation of Sherlock Holmes.

As such, when reading a Shwatsonlock story/comic, make sure to become aware of the version that the particular story/comic is based off of. Sometimes it makes a difference, sometimes it doesn't. But that is simply a small mindful note that I personally deem important.
I LOVE that scene where they're talking about boyfriends and girlfriends. That was TOTALLY proof of Shwatsonlock!
Shwatsonlock by Chikan666 March 13, 2011

Shwanson 

"He has a big shwanson."
"The stippers had their shwansons out and everything!"
Shwanson by NeciBoo September 13, 2009
An adjective meaning, to describe someone or something that is relaxing and enjoyable.
My professor was much more shwanty this Friday than he ever was before.
shwanty by New Drelson September 26, 2017
A word describing someone that you love dearly.
I'm going to see my, *licks lips* shwanty.
Shwanty by ihsminard June 3, 2018