Shwartzing 

To ramble aimlessly in an attempt to bestow knowledge upon the minds of eager law students. This practice commonly infuriates many, arouses some, and forces all others to peruse the Urban Dictionary.

After the professor spent the first 45 minutes of class discussing a problem that could have been answered sufficiently by a Special Olympian, we grew tired of all the Shwartzing and started making fart jokes.

Shwartzing by Gordo McBungle March 6, 2005

shwarning 

Shit warning, the last fart before having to do the pinched cheek shuffle to bathroom.

I would be surprised if Al didn't have any streaks after that shwarning.

shwarning by sweetgorilla July 6, 2016

sharting shortstop

A shortstop that sharts.

The sharting shortstop needed to call time out to clean his baseball pants.

sharting shortstop by New Fred December 25, 2022

Reverse Sharting 

When you sit down to take a dump and are disappointed to only be relieved of gas. Also known as fooping, dumpappointed, and all-blow-and-no-show.

Hey Will, you were in there a long time. How was your dump?

Not good, I was reverse sharting the whole time.

Reverse Sharting by Alston Whitter August 7, 2012

Swartzing 

Public fingerbanging. Usually carried out by an inebriated male in a location he misperceives to provide privacy requisite for the desired degree of intimacy (i.e. against a chain-link fence bounding an outdoor party). Traditional costume comprises leather shorts on the swartzing agent and, obviously, a skirt on the action's receiver. Not to be confused with a futon-fingerbang.

Swartzing was first defined in New Haven, CT, and has since spread in usage to much of the Northeast.

"what the hell is Hunter doing to that chick?"

"Looks like he's giving her a good swartzing"

"Is he wearing leather shorts too?"

"He is, indeed, his technique is flawless"

Swartzing by Heavyweight July 31, 2008

Sharting 

When you think you have a nice meaty fart to let out, but the only thing that presents itself is a juicy turd bubble.

Person 1:"So Dave, let me tell ya, I felt a fart coming on the other day, and uh... Well little did I know it was a juicy 'lil turd bubble. It was horrifying"

--Person 2:"Ya I hate when then happens. Did you know that it's called sharting?"

Person 1:"Really? Well goshdarnit Dave, you do learn something new everyday, now don't 'cha?"
When you're in the process of pooping, and you happen to let a fart slide out.

Sharting by BradS January 5, 2007

Schwartzing

V. 2008

The act of one-upping the person to whom you are speaking by continually interrupting them to tell a pointless story about how someone you know is and or has something better than they do.

So last week I was walking down the street and a Ferrari passed me...

Dude I know this one guy at home that has 3 Ferrari's and I heard that he drives them all the time

Fuck. Stop Schwartzing me.

Schwartzing by Ed_loves_jews January 27, 2011