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Contraction of "shit" and wasted" used to charcterize someone who is wasted^2.
Man, I got so shwasted last night, I couldn't even feel my face.
by Kevin December 04, 2004
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It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
β€œWhere did you go after we left the pub?”
β€œDunno, CRAFT.”
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a combination of "shit-faced" and wasted. Really drunk basiclly.
I am not getting drunk tonight, I am going to get SHWASTED!!!
by ValAnne May 08, 2005
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(Adj.) The state of innebriation beyond coherent thoughts, words, or actions. Derived from the tradtional American slang "shitfaced" and "wasted".
Matthew was so shwasted, he proceeded to motor-boat the breasts of the ugliest female at that social gathering.
by Ian Ebsch February 10, 2007
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It is an explicit combination of "shit-faced" and "wasted"
"What did you do last night man?" "Dude i got so shwasted and and nailed a fat girl."
by Big C. Mass E. November 17, 2009
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in the state of being really drunk; combination of shit-faced and wasted
lets get shwasted tonight!
by 757baby August 02, 2009
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