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Contraction of "shit" and wasted" used to charcterize someone who is wasted^2.
Man, I got so shwasted last night, I couldn't even feel my face.
by Kevin December 04, 2004
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Used often in the business world, this incredibly versatile phrase can be literally translated as "fuck it."
The client changed the deadline to today? Well, it is what it is.
by A. Danish November 27, 2007
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a combination of "shit-faced" and wasted. Really drunk basiclly.
I am not getting drunk tonight, I am going to get SHWASTED!!!
by ValAnne May 08, 2005
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(Adj.) The state of innebriation beyond coherent thoughts, words, or actions. Derived from the tradtional American slang "shitfaced" and "wasted".
Matthew was so shwasted, he proceeded to motor-boat the breasts of the ugliest female at that social gathering.
by Ian Ebsch February 10, 2007
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It is an explicit combination of "shit-faced" and "wasted"
"What did you do last night man?" "Dude i got so shwasted and and nailed a fat girl."
by Big C. Mass E. November 17, 2009
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in the state of being really drunk; combination of shit-faced and wasted
lets get shwasted tonight!
by 757baby August 02, 2009
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