shopvac 

A shopvac is a person who is exceptional at sucking, not sucking in a sense of being horrible, but sucking in a sense of sucking dick.

She's the biggest shopvac around.

shopvac by Nick December 5, 2004

reverse shopvac 

Where you are receiving oral sex and vomiting at the same time.

Ya i totally got a reverse shopvac with this chic, she was covered in throwup.

reverse shopvac by Matt January 15, 2005

shop-vac 

A thing, situation, or person that both sucks and blows (i.e., REALLY sucks). Named after the shop-vac vacuum cleaner, which can be set to either draw air in or push it out.

"I hate my job, my boss is a total shop-vac."

"You had to eat tofu hotdogs because she's a vegan? What a shop-vac!"

shop-vac by Jackee C. June 18, 2008

Shop Vac 

When a dirty, talented tramp stuffs you're entire package (balls and all) into her mouth, and blows you with amazing suction power.

I found a nice shop vac last night.

Shop Vac by Womanizer August 31, 2003

Shop Vac 

A powerful vacuum used to clean up large messes

Kiersten : Wow Jake you really came A lot last night good thing we have that Shop Vac in the garage.
Jake : Uh yeah I did cum a lot last night but we didn't use a Shop Vac to clean it up!
Kiersten : Oh Yeah that was Monday night when Matthew came over!
Jake : WHAT!
Kiersten : Oh he's the cute salesman from Sears that sold me the Shop Vac he offered to show me how it worked!
Jake : GOD DAMN'T DID YOU CHEAT ON ME AGAIN?
Kiersten : No silly Matthew sucked his cum out of me with the Shop Vac GEE Jake don't have a cow!
Jake : Your pathetic you know that!
Steve : Hey guys check out the Shop Vac that cute guy from Sears sold me it can suck the cum right out of my dick! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Oh Jesus Christ! and it can suck Matthew's cum right out of my ass Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Oh Jesus Christ!
Kiersten : And you think im pathetic?
Jake : Yeah you and Steve deserve each other!
Steve : Hey Kiersten wanna come over to my place tonight and play with my Shop Vac? (Wink)
Kiersten : Oh go fuck your Shop Vac!

Shop Vac by SlopNChop September 26, 2018

Shopacrazy 

Just when the shopping has entered a new level of complusiveness. The consumer whore inside takes control and there's no end in sight.

I bought a miata, a bunch of sweaters and 2 puppies, I went shopacrazy.

Shopacrazy by Selfrede October 12, 2007

shopachocaholic

A "shopachocaholic" is a word to describe someone who loves or has an undying addiction to shopping and chocolate.

"that girl is a total "shopachocaholic!"

shopachocaholic by shopachocaholic March 9, 2009