tickets

code for buying cocaine, usually used over the phone.

"dude, you got a line on some tickets?"
"yeah, i got tickets. how many?"
"20"

by hkd September 17, 2006

tickets

refers to hits of acid

derived from the idea that acid creates a "show" (at least in YOUR mind)

"we're getting some tickets to the show tonight"
"got any tickets to the show?"

by Kayla B May 12, 2006

tickets

Condoms, because you need a ticket to get in.

Oh no, you are not having sex with me without tickets.

by Michael Goodrich December 06, 2006

ticket

Ticket 1 million dollars.

Yo man I just spent a ticket on this house.

by John Doe March 31, 2005

ticket

cost of a million dollars

"Yo this joint cost me a ticket"

by Money May 13, 2005

Ticket

Slang talk in prison for when you get a jail sentence/disciplinary report.

Zay: "Ay ya hear that Diego got a ticket?"
Don: "Yuh, he was bustin that cop the other day!"

by Awez June 13, 2018

no ticket

an amazing phrase used by both Indiana Jones and Silent bob, (probably more) as an explanation for kicking the crap out of someone and then throwing them out of a moving vehicle (train/blimp)

Get him silent bob! (after severe silent bob asskicking) no ticket (holy shit silent bob talked!

No ticket (indiana jones needs no explanation)

by Alfred S. Sloop January 11, 2007