Sexual Act Only Capable of Being Preformed by the Talented:
A male or female
human, and/or
animal forms a tight
seal over the
anus of his or her sexual partner (usually with the lips of the mouth--though the differing biological attributes of species
may change this slightly, e.g. elephants may use their trunks) and attempts to suck all accessible fecal matter from the consenting colon into the mouth.
Due to the high volume of pressure, any gaps in the
seal tend to produce a sound which in addition to the act is similar to that of a ShopVac.
To aid in the facilitation of procuring large amounts of feces enemas may be preformed on the partner's
anus prior to start.
Opinions differ on the proper disposal of
said excrement after the process is complete. Some enthusiasts simply ingest though this is not encouraged due to increased health risks. Others attempt to force it back into their partner with mixed results depending on the consistency. Still others get more creative, painting their partners, putting it in or around their own
anus, mixing it with various other substances. or vomiting uncontrollably.
Many of these fetishists are also very particular about what food they consume before the event. Very
popular is performing this act while in the midst of a regimented colon cleanse.
Keanu Reeves: Man, Tom Cruise gave me a hellva Shop Vac last night.
Stephen Hawking: I.
bet.that.was.great.I.once.gave.a.Shop.Vac.to.Muhammad Ali.those.were.the.days.
Reeves: It couldn't have been as good as this though, I mean he sucked like a champ, it was loud as hell and then he vommed
fucking eveywhere, and we played in that huge pool of his puke and my poo all evening,
wrestling, porking, kissing, loving *sigh*
Hawking: ha.ha.ha.ha.ha.i.knew.he.was.a.fag
