Shopvagging

When you want to cum inside a girl but don't want her to give birth in the future...you put a shop vac up to her vagina and suck the cum out and hopefully she doesn't develop a baby in the future.

I was shopvagging my girlfriend last night...she's pregnant still.

by Taco9648 July 20, 2014

shotbagging

The act of ejaculating in a plastic grocery bag and hitting a person in the face with it. If done correctly, the plastic bag should break.

After we all jizzed in our grocery bags, we headed out to do some drive by shotbagging, and we were able to get five people right in the face.

by The Orange Group October 9, 2010

shopvacing

When a classy, yet adventurous woman gentally places her lips around a mans anus to create a vacuum like seal. She then proceeds to violently suck the shit into her mouth.

I was at confession the other day and my penance was to allow the nuns to enjoy shopvacing my ass!

by DDP2INTheVAG December 22, 2017