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Shoparazzi 

When you enter the store and the employees are breathing down your neck until you leave.
I never go to that store, the employees keep asking me if I need anything when I already said no. Total shoparazzi
Shoparazzi by freefan May 15, 2011
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Shoparazzi 

Paparazzi that follow celebrities while they are shopping.
Britney Spears is constantly bombarded by shoparazzi snapping shots as she makes her daily pit-stops along Melrose Avenue.
Shoparazzi by aerin liz August 17, 2008

Shopocracy 

A nation ruled by shopkeepers, also called shopocrats.
Person 1: Why is this salesman forcing me to buy his garbage?
Person 2: We live in a shopocracy. This shopocrat can do as he wishes.
Shopocracy by JS Dutil August 5, 2021

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026