epiffleny

The moment of realization, almost like divine revelation, that things you have been worrying about aren't worth worrying about. epiphany + piffle = epiffleny.
While lazing in bed trying to decide which chores to do first, I had an epiffleny that every one of them could wait another day.
by scotte61 July 08, 2009
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ambulatory scenery

An oblique reference to one or more attractive individuals. A socially acceptable way of publicly referring to hotties.
Around the office water cooler: "The ambulatory scenery at the club was amazing, last night."
by scotte61 December 20, 2007
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mammoflage

A thick bra, loose shirt, or other protective covering to prevent a woman's nipples or areolas from showing.
Since the air-conditioning in the hotel conference room was set to "iceberg", she decided to dart back up to her room for a sweater to use as mammoflage during her presentation.
by scotte61 November 09, 2006
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festish

A combination of "festive" and "fetish", implying a holiday theme to non-vanilla adult fun.
We spent the whole weekend indulging in festish fun: Sex in a Santa suit, Pilgrim porn, Easter Bunny boffing.
by scotte61 October 27, 2010
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OFB

Online Flirt buddy. One with whom one has some degree of cybersex.
A common four-letter word starting with F is frequently substituted for Flirt.
Her OFB got cold feet when he heard she was coming to town.
by scotte61 September 06, 2006
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Cliffbanger

The explosion that hack TV writers use to create suspense in a season finale.
I wonder who will die in the cliffbanger, this year?
by scotte61 October 25, 2012
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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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