shopvacing

When a classy, yet adventurous woman gentally places her lips around a mans anus to create a vacuum like seal. She then proceeds to violently suck the shit into her mouth.

I was at confession the other day and my penance was to allow the nuns to enjoy shopvacing my ass!

by DDP2INTheVAG December 22, 2017

Shopvagging

When you want to cum inside a girl but don't want her to give birth in the future...you put a shop vac up to her vagina and suck the cum out and hopefully she doesn't develop a baby in the future.

I was shopvagging my girlfriend last night...she's pregnant still.

by Taco9648 July 20, 2014

shoelacing

The art of getting so far up managements back side you need to leave your shoe laces hanging so you can be extracted

Hey, Ramo's such master at shoelacing we could only just see the tips of his laces

by Sammyshoelace September 3, 2019