793 definitions by Nick
by Nick April 4, 2005
by Nick March 15, 2005
Paris hilton is the most hottest and awesome girl ever to live. she deserves everythign seh has gotten i love her and she is the best person ever!
Paris hilton is so hot.
by Nick March 21, 2005
A sex session like a grumpkin in which one sits on a toilet taking a shit while another person gives the shitter a blow job; during a humpkin the grumpkin reciever humps the grumpkin givers face while holding the back of her head; hence HUMPkin.
"My you really humped my face while I was giving you a grumpkin Jimmy."
"Ah yes, cynthia, I did not want you to do all the work my dear. That was a humpkin"
"Ah yes, cynthia, I did not want you to do all the work my dear. That was a humpkin"
by Nick April 7, 2005