Nick's definitions

A Final Fantasy

An act where a hospital hires a whore for a dying patient for 3 hours. No more, no less.

Mrs. Ramsey only had 3 days to live, so Suburban General Hospital granted her a final fantasy.

by Nick December 20, 2004

barfunkel

(n.)The miniature orgasm one experiences after urination.
Often accompanied by a short tremor or shaking.
Typically, barfunkels procede extremely volumous urination.
Highly common among individuals experiencing alcohol intoxication.

Barfunkel experience among females is unknown.

woah... just took a piss and had a crazy barfunkel

by nick June 16, 2006

Homewrecker

Wrecking a home. Breaking somebody's cell phone and sending them to military school.

...Beale who's cell phone is this?
-I duno?
...Matt Fink huh? waiiit doesn't Gill hate him?
....BOOM

by Nick April 6, 2005

bainton

when your homie has plans with you but instead ditches you for his woman

"i was gonna chill with rog last night but he pulled a bainton on me"

by nick December 27, 2002

Whempys

The greatest lan party place ever, straight outta columbus, ohio baby.

d00d we should pwn it up at whempys tomorrow

by Nick June 27, 2004

Salty

When something sucks; An unfortunate situation.

Your car got stolen? Salty...

by Nick August 24, 2003

laxtitute

a. someone who sleeps with lacrosse players frequently

b. a girl who whores herself out to lacrosse players

"Dude, she is an f'n laxtitute, se has slept with half our team"

by Nick March 21, 2005