shlitch

neither shlonger or shlongee.

as long as the penis goes in the whole hole the shlitch is 😎

"aw kai do u wanna put it up my ass?"

"whatever man, im such a shlitch"

by tylerhasalargepetananaconda January 17, 2022

Shitchest

A radical feminist ,with no desire for children, who often places fecal matter from her 17 cats inside her chest cavity, similarly where Iron Man Tony Stark would place his coveted arc reactor.

Kayla has been posting about Elizabeth Warren's courageous veracity all week. I'll never understand why she aspires to be such a shitchest.

by ProudBoysOhio February 8, 2017

shmitch

to ride around in a jeep and dip

yo tin svens wanna go shmitch around town

by capoe January 3, 2009

slitch

A slut and a bitch

You're one real slitch

by Eddy April 26, 2004

shitcha

A combination of shit and yeah.

>Do you wanna hit up SoBe this weekend?
>Shitcha!

by mayebomb June 10, 2005

Shitch

An uncomfortable itch surrounding one's anus; usually created as a by-product of an improper or ineffective anal wipe following a bowel movement. Can also be the result of a shart.

Bob: What are you scratching at Larry?
Larry: My ass. The restaurant ran out of toilet paper and now I got a serious shitch. You got any baby wipes?

by BippyDeluxx February 7, 2008

shitchrist

It is sort of a substitute for the popular "Jesus Christ!" exclamation. Not so much a substitute, just putting the words together.

"Shitchrist, Roger! That's the third time you've broken the fax machine this week!"

by D-Joint May 13, 2005