splitch

- A screw up.
- Infinitive; 'to splitch', to make a mistake.

Man, he splitched that real good. That was such a splitch.

by The Great Schism May 13, 2006

splitch

a tich of that and a splash of this

i was drunk but lookin to get real tammered so i picked up a whole bunch of different drinks and added a splitch to my cup.

by the_chancellor January 14, 2009

Splitch

Spoiled little bitch

Jayla is such a Splitch.

by Trip crow February 14, 2019

Splitch

What hot grease does when it pops out of a frying pan.

Ouch! I just got splitched by that bacon grease.

Put a lid on that, it's splitching everywhere.

Turn the heat down, it's about to splitch.

by 4ester2 May 27, 2011

Splitch

Slang for when a girl/women fingers/ uses a sexual toy on her vagina whilst "wet". This is because it is the comical 'sound' a vagina makes while under pleasure/ "wet".

Yea, I bet she enjoys a bit of a splitch every now and then.

She splitched herself last night, maybe she was lonely.

I was woken up by my mother's spltiching last night.

by iGet-Some July 13, 2011

Splitch

Sp-LIT-ch
When a mans semen gets clogged inside the penis walls
Usually caused when you ejaculate when you need to urinate.

"Goddamnit, I got Splitch again! I need to stop jerking off when i need to take a piss..."

by 23TwentyThree23 November 23, 2015

Splitch

Reference to a spoiled little bitch

Ain't she high and might acting like a true splitch

by Quincy Sonshyne July 6, 2025