What hot grease does when it pops out of a frying pan.
Ouch! I just got splitched by that bacon grease.

Put a lid on that, it's splitching everywhere.

Turn the heat down, it's about to splitch.
by 4ester2 May 03, 2011
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Slang for when a girl/women fingers/ uses a sexual toy on her vagina whilst "wet". This is because it is the comical 'sound' a vagina makes while under pleasure/ "wet".
Yea, I bet she enjoys a bit of a splitch every now and then.

She splitched herself last night, maybe she was lonely.

I was woken up by my mother's spltiching last night.
by iGet-Some July 12, 2011
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a tich of that and a splash of this
i was drunk but lookin to get real tammered so i picked up a whole bunch of different drinks and added a splitch to my cup.
by the_chancellor January 14, 2009
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When a mans semen gets clogged inside the penis walls
Usually caused when you ejaculate when you need to urinate.
"Goddamnit, I got Splitch again! I need to stop jerking off when i need to take a piss..."
by 23TwentyThree23 November 23, 2015
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