Shitch 

An uncomfortable itch surrounding one's anus; usually created as a by-product of an improper or ineffective anal wipe following a bowel movement. Can also be the result of a shart.

Bob: What are you scratching at Larry?
Larry: My ass. The restaurant ran out of toilet paper and now I got a serious shitch. You got any baby wipes?

Shitch by BippyDeluxx February 7, 2008

Shitch 

A woman or women who are so stuck on themselves that they think every man is trying to sex them.

Hey Shay, how about you stop shitching. You are clearly old, loose, and a tired excuse of a woman. Sorry Booboo, No one wants you.

Shitch by yourmove July 15, 2011

shitch 

A shitty bitch. An exceptionally shitty bitch.

Man, that girl sure is a shitch.

shitch by Cody November 13, 2004

Shitch 

Fucking up with one girl then getting with her friend.

Oh shit.. she is upset, i guess i'll just do the ol' shitch for her hot friend

Shitch by TheJersh September 19, 2009

shitch 

slang term giving emphasis to the end of the word "shit". Can be used for many different situations and it adds that little something extra when trying to express your excitement to someone.

"Shitchyeah ill go to the strip club"

"Shitchyes i will go see Hairspray with you"

Q: "what do you want for lunch?"
A: "a shitchkabob"

"I visited "Shitchinattii" over the summer"

shitch by riniopod September 1, 2009

Shitch 

Shitch: can be used as an abbreviation of 'shit yeah'; Or you can use the word consisting of 'yeah'. which will look like 'shitch yeah'.
EXAMPLE: Brad: i dropped my sammich

Steve: shitch yeah

Jon: let's go to the clubs

Pete: shitch!
Published By: C.Brain GoldCoast, Australia

shit shit yeah shitch sammich shitch yeah yeah

Shitch by da_8R41N[c.brain GC.australia] September 5, 2016

shitcoiner 

Individuals who either through ignorance or malice, accumulate and/or promote worthless digital tokens. Many shitcoiners lack knowledge in the areas of Austrian economics, protocol scaling layers, game theory, and ethics. Many are prone to emotional outbursts when exposed to reason or tough questions regarding their heavy bags. Pastimes include having fun staying poor, and creating definitions for Bitcoin maximalists on Urban Dictionary.

Steve ignored Bitcoin for years and feels like he missed the boat, despite his bitcoiner friends trying to get him to stack sats repeatedly. To make up for lost time he jumped on Coinbase and bought every low cap coin in hopes it will one day be the "next" Bitcoin. Steve is a total shitcoiner.

shitcoiner by BTC Sessions August 16, 2021