shitchat

The online equivalent of chitchat, when most of what is communicated are lies, lies and more lies.

In a typical shitchat, two or more parties make themselves out to be more successful, more attractive, more mysterious, more intellectual than they really are.
Fat Dylan knew shitchat was 99-percent bullshit, and after over a hundred shitchats, he ought to have learned his lesson: girls don’t date fat guys.
by Marcus Gomez May 14, 2008
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shitchat

to shoot the shit or to talk shit to a buddy. Shitchatting is a refined art...please do not try this if you are unexperienced!
Hey man, wanna go grab a beer and shitchat?
by bread infection December 31, 2005
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shitchat

the prossess of chitchating about something that is a combination of gossip and backstabbing with a few obsenities thrown in the mix
Person 1: Hey did you here what Alicia was saying about Massie to Claire?
Person 2: Just forget about it, they were just shitchating
by DarbyLou December 19, 2008
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ShitChat

like chit chatting, but you are talking to people online with your laptop while in the process of taking a shit
"hey whats up?"

"not much just Shitchatting"

"sweet"
by ttsmith04 July 14, 2008
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bobby shitchat

a person who regularly talks shit.
"that boy is a serious bobby shitchat"
by Paul Andrews 01 October 25, 2006
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bobby shitchat

that boy michael is just a bobby shitchat
by conor o`nell October 23, 2006
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Shitchat

When someone sends you a Snapchat of their BM "leavings".
"dude, thanks for sending me the shitchat whilst I was having my dinner!"
"You're welcome! As you can see I've had my dinner already"
by Quotey September 02, 2014
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