shitchild

When you shit a child

Person 1: "Im still in the bathroom"
Person 2: Must be a "shitchild"
Person 1: Wtf

by Sivakumar June 26, 2014

Shitcident

An event that otherwise would not be especially remarkable, until having occurred with shit. Usually considered a surprise and unpleasant.

If an event occurs and involves a surprise shit and is not offensive, then it is a happenshit.

If you have a shart in the elevator of the building you work in, you might be saying, "I had a shitcident in front of the boss, now how am I going to win that promotion?"

If you found a bag of flaming dog shit at your front door, you might report the shitcident to your homeowners' association. ... I wouldn't if I were you, though. You probably deserved it.

When a cat can't make the catbox and is imitating Pollock on the walls with shit smears, you point and exclaim, "Is this fucking shitcident because of you, Mr. Pussy McFluffypants?!"

by Sara Heartburn September 30, 2010

shithil

A straight up Gangsta but acts like an asshole in front of his circle but show's his power and gangsta reach when needed.

Mess with anyone except Shithil, He'll fuck you up no CAP

by SaxcySuzuki January 31, 2020

shitcoil

The water that hits your butt when a large amount of poop hits the water.

Dude i had a major shitcoil last night.

by notorious RWT April 21, 2013

Shitbuilding

A refined way to refer to digestion, usually after a copious meal.

"What's up Bob, you look bloated af"
"Dw man I'm shitbuilding

by Gourdichen August 7, 2021

Shitcident

When a monster poo clogs the toilet, and evasive cleanup measures are required for post-flush overflow.

I came home from my jog to find that my husband had spent the last 45 minutes cleaning up after an unfortunate shitcident.

by Dumper's Wife April 21, 2010

samtchilds

Pronounced 'sam-tee-child-s'
Noun:
Someone who is blatantly homosexual, but denies it.
Can be shortened to 'samt' (sam-tee)

-'Oh hey, have you seen Alex? He's acting a bit defensive lately'
> 'Yes, he's a Samtchilds'
- 'Really? He should come out soon'
.............................
"that guy there is such a samt"

by please accept. i cba try again January 1, 2017