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Shitcident
An event that otherwise would not be especially remarkable, until having occurred with shit. Usually considered a surprise and unpleasant.
If an event occurs and involves a surprise shit and is not offensive, then it is a happenshit.
If an event occurs and involves a surprise shit and is not offensive, then it is a happenshit.
If you have a shart in the elevator of the building you work in, you might be saying, "I had a shitcident in front of the boss, now how am I going to win that promotion?"
If you found a bag of flaming dog shit at your front door, you might report the shitcident to your homeowners' association. ... I wouldn't if I were you, though. You probably deserved it.
When a cat can't make the catbox and is imitating Pollock on the walls with shit smears, you point and exclaim, "Is this fucking shitcident because of you, Mr. Pussy McFluffypants?!"
If you found a bag of flaming dog shit at your front door, you might report the shitcident to your homeowners' association. ... I wouldn't if I were you, though. You probably deserved it.
When a cat can't make the catbox and is imitating Pollock on the walls with shit smears, you point and exclaim, "Is this fucking shitcident because of you, Mr. Pussy McFluffypants?!"
Shitcident by Sara Heartburn September 30, 2010
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Shitcident
When a monster poo clogs the toilet, and evasive cleanup measures are required for post-flush overflow.
I came home from my jog to find that my husband had spent the last 45 minutes cleaning up after an unfortunate shitcident.
Shitcident by Dumper's Wife April 21, 2010
samtchilds
Pronounced 'sam-tee-child-s'
Noun:
Someone who is blatantly homosexual, but denies it.
Can be shortened to 'samt' (sam-tee)
Noun:
Someone who is blatantly homosexual, but denies it.
Can be shortened to 'samt' (sam-tee)
-'Oh hey, have you seen Alex? He's acting a bit defensive lately'
> 'Yes, he's a Samtchilds'
- 'Really? He should come out soon'
.............................
"that guy there is such a samt"
> 'Yes, he's a Samtchilds'
- 'Really? He should come out soon'
.............................
"that guy there is such a samt"
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